![Large, bold gray text spelling the pack's title, "ReSplash!" with yellow splash text reading "It's totally adequate!" underneath.](https://cdn.modrinth.com/data/cached_images/957e42665dac1e7ba24ee99e00cdb1bc093f9629.png) # Wait, what? **ReSplash** is a resource pack all about Minecraft-ifying Minecraft's splash text. Making it more Minecraft-y than Minecraft. You follow? No? That's fine. Rather than copying an existing splashes.txt file, I transcribed every single splash off the wiki, one by one, an effort taking a few hours. I even accidentally duplicated "***Check it out!***" like Mojang did and then caught it. # What's it change? Below are all the splashes added and curated by ReSplash. In total, ReSplash has 400 splashes, compared to base Minecraft's 446. Here's how to read the sections: ***Added splash!*** *Mojang splash!* -> ***ReSplash splash!*** ## §1 - Reintroduced Splashes

Former splashes restored by ReSplash

### Indev era ***Better than Prey!*** *Moderately attractive!* -> ***Sexy!*** ***Made by Notch!*** *It's finished!* -> ***When it's finished!*** (as the game is continuously updated) ### Alpha era *Not as cool as Spock!* -> Now accompanied by the original ***Cooler than Spock!*** ***Rude with two dudes with food!*** ***Lewd with two dudes with food!*** (¿Por qué no los dos?) *Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!* -> ***Superfragilisticexpialidocious!*** ***Woo, /v/!*** ***Switches and ores!*** ### Beta era *"Autological" is!* -> ***"Noun" is an autonym!*** ### Adventure era ***110813!*** ***Totally forgot about Dre!*** ***Hobo humping slobo babe!*** ***Popping tags!***

## §2 - Revitalized Splashes

Former splashes restored and rewritten by ReSplash

### Indev era *Pre-beta!* -> ***Out of beta!*** *Kind of dragon free!* -> ***Absolutely dragon free?*** (question mark is intentional) *More than [n] sold!* -> All four (4000, 5000, 25000, 500) + a new one: ***More than 300000000 sold!*** *Now on OpenGL 3.2 core profile!* -> ***OpenGL 3.2!*** ### Alpha era *1% sugar!* -> now accompanied by ***0% sugar?*** (see "dragon free" splash) *The Work of Notch!* -> ***The Work of Notch (and friends)!***

## §3 - Remixed Splashes

Extant splashes replaced or rewritten by ReSplash

### Beta era *Twittered about!* -> now accompanied by ***Tweeted about!*** (F to pay respects) ### Adventure era *Made by Jeb!* -> ***Made by Jeb, too!*** *Colormatic* -> ***Colormatic!*** (added standard-yellow §e exclamation point) *Java 16 + 1 = 17!* -> ***Now Java 17!*** *HURNERJSGER?* -> ***HURNERJSGER!*** *Now contains 32 random daily cats!* -> ***Now with cats!*** (nuked social media in-joke) *Now with Multiplayer!* -> now accompanied by ***Multiplayer!*** (matching *Singleplayer!* splash) ### Microsoft era *More Digital!* -> ***Digital!*** *Thank you for the fish!* & *Thanks for the fish!* -> ***Thanks for all the fish!*** *All rumors are true!* -> ***All the rumors are true!*** *It came from space.* -> ***Made of star stuff!*** 377-390 (Pandemic splashes) replaced -> - ***Scrub, scrub, scrub 'til the water's brown!*** - ***Down with the Sickness!*** *Edit is a name!‌* -> ***"Edit" is a name!*** *Fabulous graphics!* -> ***Fabulous!*** 408-415 (Social justice splashes) replaced -> - ***Strives for more liberty!*** - ***Won't do what they told us!*** - ***Rufus Truthfist!*** - ***Do you not see the signs?!*** - ***Don't be racist, I am a building!*** - ***Did you know that you have rights?*** - ***No more oppression!*** - ***I've got an idea...World Peace!*** *Lines 435-439 (Gender splashes) condensed down to *I'm glad you're here!* -> - *Contains infinite genders!* -> ***Agender!*** (All mobs are genderless, according to the blog post "Gender in Minecraft") *Sniff sniff...* -> ***Really smells like dog buns!*** (Adventure Time, to go with the Bravest Warriors splash)

## §4 - Redacted Splashes

Extant splashes removed by ReSplash

### Adventure era *Finally complete!* All *Hello, [country]!* splashes, except for *日本ハロー！* (referencing the JP credits song of the Minecraft documentary) *Don't feed avocados to parrots!* *Plz reply to my tweet!* *I have a suggestion.* *Woah.* *Ryan also has amazing hair!* *pls rt* *One day, somewhere in the future, my work will be quoted!* (No it won't) *Now with additional stuff!* *Extra things!* *Yay, puppies for everyone!* *Tougher than diamonds, rich like cream!* */give @a hugs 64* *This is good for Realms.* *Any computer is a laptop if you're brave enough!* ### Microsoft era *doot doot* *There's no stopping the Trollmaso* *Throw yourself at the ground and miss* *Rule #1: it's never my fault* *Replaced molten cheese with blood?* *Absolutely fixed relatively broken coordinates* *Javalicious edition* *You're going too fast!* *Don't feed chocolate to parrots!* *The true meaning of covfefe* *Something funny!* *Rainbow turtle?* *I need more context.* *Water bottle!* *What's the question?* *What do you expect?* *Look mum, I'm in a splash!* *Awesome game design right there!* *Ph1lza had a good run!* *10 years of Mining and Crafting!* *Ping the human!* *In case it isn't obvious, foxes aren't players.* *Buzzy Bees!* *Minecraft Java Edition presents: Disgusting Bugs* *This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be!* (This splash is no more! It has ceased to be!) *Honey, I grew the bees!* *Find your claw!* *Everybody do the Leif!* *<3 Max & 99 & Ducky!* *#minecraftfarms* *Envision! Create! Share!* *Also try Minecraft Dungeons!* *Vanilla!* *Zoglin!?* *[this splash text is now available]* *Home-made!* *There's < ## §5 - Bedrock Splashes

Splashes imported from Bedrock Edition

***Glowing creepy eyes!*** ***& Knuckles!*** ***Mostly harmless!*** ***Artisinal!***

## §6 - New Splashes?

I put these extra splashes into the pack, too!

***Hello there!*** ***Unparalleled!*** ***Successor of the Chambered!*** ***Order of the Stone!*** ***Rana!*** ***Miners welcome!*** ***Ask your doctor!*** ***Kind of Lootbox free!*** ***VENGEAAAANCE!*** ***Digging a hole!*** ***Godspeed chicken!*** ***Deserves ice cream!*** ***Also try Infiniminer!*** ***Also try Factorio!*** ***Also try Rocket Arena 3!*** ***Also try Cookie Clicker!*** ***Justice for XaPhobia!*** ***Justice for C418!*** ***Fancy!***